WHAT ARE SERPS?
We're glad you asked that question, because we love to tell people all about serps, and we have the answer. Just keep reading!
WHAT CAN SERPS DO?
Serps can make people wealthy and healthy beyond their dreams. Really. Large numbers of highly qualified economists, educators, doctors, hospitals and government officials have commissioned very expensive scientific studies to determine whether serps really translates to wealth and health. Their conclusions have been unanimous every time!
CAN SERPS HELP ME?
Our serps seminars and tapes (also available on CD's) have helped thousands get off the nine to five treadmill in 5 to 10 years! Some even got off with 3 to 5! We'd love to share some of their stories with you, but they've asked to remain anonymous. Also, our lawyers have instructed us not to talk about specific cases. But there's no doubt serps can bring new meaning to the phrase "leisure time" for you!
ARE SERPS JUST FOR THE YOUNG AND VIRILE?
Heck no! A huge number of seniors have benefitted from serps. Unfortunately, since this is a relatively new discovery, many people got old before serps were recognized for their rejuvenating qualities, so they missed out as old age crept up and inexorably overtook them, robbing their deteriorating bodies of youth and vitality as well as good looks. But, if you're not dead, there's still time to u-serp the joys of serps!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
Absolutely not! You can be up and running (well, figuratively speaking) with serps in no time and the benefits will start accruing quicker than you can say "pass the oxygen bottle". Furthermore, many seniors have reported that only a few short days after starting our serps method their doctors and bankers were amazed at the results.